This is some primo shit ^

So we're no longer the LinkSwarm of 2004? We're actually into good articles now? No wonder my 'Beach Boobs' link was rejected :/

awesome, this should be mandatory reading.

good read.
you guys all suck but i can't help myself and keep coming back for more.

'You know, I stopped listening about a minute ago.'

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Later, I do the same thing with my in-laws when they're yapping on about preschools. 'I'm bored,' I announce. 'I'll be back later.' And with that, I leave the living room.

GODDAMNIT, PURE WIN.



My wife tells me a story about switching operating systems on her computer. In the middle, I have to go help our son with something, then forget to come back.

'Do you want to hear the end of the story or not?' she asks.

'Well...is there a payoff?'

'Fuck you.'

Incidentally, Crackalackin, I addressed the issues with the Beach Boob post here. I resent you for submitting so shittily, and additionally suspect you are often too black for anyone's good.

Also, I appreciate your attempt to submit boobs, and welcome future boob submissions from both you as well as from white folk.

i think you mean here.

i can't wait to read this link, but am super busy at work.

:FROWNTOWN:

this shit is full of stars and wonder. A+++

'Well...is there a payoff?'

this alone would free up approx 40% of my time.

Goddamnit, I resent my being less correct than you about my own fuking post. I now fear some of the 'oomph' has been taken out of my sly wisecrack and that a bit-o'-douche has crept into it, and am saddened somewhat.

Clipswarmed...

Agreed on the manditory reading you pretentious alphas

^ I resent the fact that you, who has contributed in a fair number of links and in thread participation over the past year hasn't realized how beneficial this ass-eel farm is to your sad little existence and thus ponied up the mere pittance required to become an [a]lpha and show support for he who works so fuckin hard on this mother fucker for you...yes for you!

^ I resent your examination of my existance, only because I don't want to admit that waiting for the next link to be approved is how I spend the majority of my day. I appreciate this little treasure trove of the internet that is Linkswarm, but i have yet to cash in for [a]lpha because my fellow swarmer, KingOf7, unexpectedly gave me an alcoholic wedding present instead of a swarmer wedding present. However I may just be deflecting my fear of the testicle trap that would result by explaining my socially neglecting internet habit to my therapist wife.

And I wish I could be pretentious...

Man, we are all sharin' and carin' up in here. Thanks Brad!

I appreciate your comment of appreciation, which is, in all substantial ways, better than cash. (I come equipped to appreciate both with little loss of performance, however.)

I really wish more people would try this here and it would be some sort of grass roots thing that would garner a lot of comments and make me feel good for submitting this link.





I have a small cock.

LK has a small cock... Man I'm glad I got that off my chest...

OK That sounded horrible...

Good article...and a great concept.
It's too bad that it's mostly only comedians that use it.

I think my boss would shit-can me if I was that honest.....the significant other would probably dump me ....I don'y know if I could reach that point of honesty........could be a scary place to be........gotta ponder that one.....wtf...I could try & see what falls out!