Sticking Things In Your Peehole
'A little dog fucking a man’s peehole. When you think about it, it’s absolutely amazing. '

by LORDKAHUNA 6993 Reads
on Sat Aug 25 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
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hoboSat Aug 25
 
That boy just ain't right
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeSat Aug 25
 
I have the full movie that shows Denni0 getting fucked in her urethra. Four guys fuck it and cum in it. Then she inserts a tube in her peespot and drinks the resulting pee/jizz cocktail. There's lots of under-the-balls camerawork with someone stretching out her vag while her urethra is getting pounded to show, ostensibly, that your eyes aren't being deceived.

I've unflinchingly watched some disturbing-ass footage in my life (Nick Berg, Daniel Pearl, etc), but I had to look away from that urethra vid.

At first :>

PM me if you're interested in seeing it.
 
 
dentSat Aug 25
 
I actually rented that porn from the local adult shop as a joke to piss off my wife. We ended up watching the entire thing and couldn't believe what we had just witnessed.
 
 
wreckerSun Aug 26
 
From Comments:

Synthetic God said,

April 7, 2006 at 12:22 pm

I once found a link on Linkswarm.com to a video of a woman using a full-sized dildo on a man’s urethra. Needless to say I am scarred by that far more than anything you have shown here today. I’d hunt for the link, but there are so a few links to cock-mutilations that aren’t labeled as such (in order to fool the curious into being scarred), that I really don’t want to go looking. Have fun.
 
 
uartSun Aug 26
 
lol!

I'm mildly interested in seeing that video Clavis, but I'm still recovering from the vibrator-in-penis video from this link.
 
 
vasudevaMon Aug 27
 
Synthetic God

It was only a matter of time until Wotak started listening to techno.
 
 
SyntheticGodMon Aug 27
 
I wasn't going to make an account and post, since I don't post very often on forums. But I've lurked here for a while and I wondered why someone would think I was or similar to someone named Wotak.

I hope you recognized that my post on PopulationPaste was meant to promote Linkswarm in a way. And yes, seeing a video of urethra-sex and cock-n-balls torture do bother me in a sympathetic pain sorta way. And I do laugh when a link isn't obviously labelled and that's what it turns out to be. It's a good trick. I think some people really do need to be shocked by something in order to wake up and realize that true insanity is desiring pins in your balls and that the guy on the corner muttering to himself and eating pigeons isn't really so hard to walk past.

Again, just wondering who Wotak was.

SyntheticGod
 
 
LORDKAHUNAMon Aug 27
 


Spying meat, the slavering wotak creeps between bushes mounted high on a hill overlooking the vast plains full of frolicking beasts. Its tiny bifurcated tongue darts out, samples the shimmering air, retracts. Something's bleeding. There, the chex one. It is weak -- easy meat? The wotak is starved, living solely on thin blog updates and smatterings of unsatisfying community interaction. Clever in comparison to many lower life forms, it tries incessantly to bring a form of wisdom, albeit pale and freely available elsewhere, but no one seems to value it. Its flat reptilian eyes pinball in jaundice-yellow whites, mucous and old tears marrying with dirt and hunger.

Its pinkish foreclaws rake empty ground reflexively at the thought of happiness.

The wotak, driven to desperation and naturally stupid, digs its hind claws into the dusty sand and rears up on its haunches, emitting a thin piercing shriek that startles a few of the nearby creatures.

'CHEX! YOU ARE A FAGGOT! DISCUSS!'

What happens next is swift, bloody, and, like usual, hilarious before it gets very boring. The wotak will in all likelihood not learn from this encounter either, further securing its dismal socio-ecological niche. Perhaps Fark is a better home after all.


Wotak is the Chaotic Truth.
 
 
pjp56Tue Aug 28
 
I had to guffaw at how determined she looked,impaling that guys rat, in the last video.
I also can't help but think, after stretching out that teensy slit, repeatedly, that the old adage 'I gotta piss like a racehorse' wouldn't be much of an exaggeration.
 
 
vasudevaMon Sep 03
 
Synthetic god: I wasn't going to make an account and post, since I don't post very often on forums. But I've lurked here for a while and I wondered why someone would think I was or similar to someone named Wotak.

It was jokes. Your nick is something I could see him creaming his dress over.



I hope you recognized that my post on PopulationPaste was meant to promote Linkswarm in a way.

Yup. Thanks!



Again, just wondering who Wotak was.

A singularly banal douche. Returns to this site every so often in search of something intangible he evidently can't find here -- or anywhere else for that matter -- presumably because the answer to 'how can I not be insufferably trite?' lies only within ones heart and not on ye aeld Internet.

I find this journal entry of his a pretty decent intro to his schtick, if you have the stomach to wade through the disappointment. (You probably don't, as it's all navel-gazing piss-farce.)

Are you by any chance one of the fan expo goers?
 
 
SupermanMon Sep 03
 
........and NOW I can die.

People are fucked up.
 
 
sunny77Wed Sep 05
 
goddamn wotak
 
 
EtainSat Oct 06
 
............and you would shove shit up your peehole because????? You can't convince me it feels good. That's up there gerbils up your asshole!
 
 


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