I realize many in the swarm have strong feeling against organized religion, but some of the best neighbors I've ever had were Morons. Say what you will about their beliefs but they were active in the community helping others (without the sermon) and are a role model for health and safety preparedness.
i suppose with mormon neighbors you don't have to worry about late night loud parties, but you couldn't count on them to help you out when you need to borrow a cup of bourbon.
My neighbor had 7 kids (3 adopted), he worked one 40 hour-a-week job and then ran his own mattress making business on the side (I kid you not). He had about 3 weeks worth of most goods in his basement, according to him. I aways laugh when I think of this 55 gallon drum of crackers he had.
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