Oh jeebus...

This country just plain sucks sometimes...

Sucks because people are having bible studies before work? Seriously? Okay, so would it be a better place if they didn't have them, or prayer breakfasts?

Here's another sweeping genaralization, this country just plain sucks because there aren't enough bible studies.

Here's another sweeping genaralization, this country just plain sucks because there aren't enough bible studies.

You cock.

wait, that makes perfect sense. you're a goddamn genius.

p.s. every sabbath, i goto stores that are open and execute the owners.

Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day must be put to death.

p.p.s. eat a dick

I prefer Louis C K's ''SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!!'

Seriously, I've had enough of christian warriors. Liberals have guns and, in my case, black belts, too. Go ahead and worship your sky god, just leave me out of it. Enjoy all the candy that you get when you die! Yaaaay! Candyyyyyy!!!

The Jewish religion sure has a lot to answer for

wait, that makes perfect sense. you're a goddamn genius.

p.s. every sabbath, i goto stores that are open and execute the owners.

Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day must be put to death.

Unfortunately, you'd then be doing the Lords work on a Sunday and have to also be put too death

Okay, so let me get this straight. Because I believe there is a God I:

1.) Take the Bible literally
2.) Am a 'Christian Warrior', whatever that means
3.) Am Conservative
4.) Am either a dick or can go suck lots of them

Rather disappointing, but to be expected from here.

Please, can someone prove to me that God doesn't exist? Before you grey matter implodes I'll say that I have no way to prove he does. Hence, the word faith.

'...from here'?

Based upon the first few posts I've read and the surfing done before, the members predominantly don't believe in God. Don't take 'from here' as a sign of disrespect; it isn't.

1) Ok, exactly what percentage of the bible do you take literally? This is important because it is the cornerstone of your belief system, so how much of it is 100% true, and how much of it is open to interpretation?

2) 'Christian Warrior' was only brought up once in this discussion, and apparently santeria is sick of them.

3) Well, there are political conservatives and those that impose their bible filtered morality worldview on the rest of the world and call it conservative.

4) Dude, you can suck all the dick you want as far as I am concerned, I'm a liberal.

Please, can someone prove to me that God doesn't exist? Before you grey matter implodes I'll say that I have no way to prove he does. Hence, the word faith.

Faith is such a broad, easy catchall turtle defense that the godniks like to employ without any real desire to enter into intelligent debate. The fact that you went here with hardly a shot fired over the bow of your precious beliefship tells me that anything further will result in the literary equivalent of you sticking fingers in your ears and making 'neener neener' sounds.

If you are telling me that faith is singular source of your belief, you will use every means possible to support what you believe during any discourse you want to encourage (troll) here. Any rational explanations presented to you will be overlooked while you grow more and more defensive.

You are trying to toss the burden of proof on this side of the fence stating 'I have diddly fuck in the way of actual evidence that god exists, but he does, so there, prove otherwise'.

Please, can someone prove to me that God doesn't exist?

What exactly is it you are making a claim of existence for? Can you define what you mean by 'God'?

Last time I was fucking the wife, she was cried 'OH GOD!' several times during hard thrusts. Can I take it to mean that my penis is God? Would you expect me to argue that my penis doesn't exist?

I understand the 'faith' defense. It's kind of like the North Pole. If you have never been there, then how you do know it exists? But you say, 'I know because I have seen pictures.'

I have seen pictures of several swarmers carrying bags of dicks around. Does this mean that most swarmers spend their time skipping down the block swinging a bag of dicks around? Could be, but it is unlikely.

Unless you have been there and seen it with your own eyes and touched it, you take it on faith that there is ice and snow at the North Pole. Just like young children take it on faith that Santa Claus lives there.

LK is right though, RuthlessPastor shot his wad waaay too early in the game here.

I think RuthlessPastor took on LinkSwarm as a project assigned to him during a bible study. Go out and find a band of heathens, then lead them to Christ through any means necessary.

That being said, RP, I think you're doing it wrong.