WSBS: …pick a day to begin taking alli, such as a weekend day so you can stay close to home if you experience a treatment effect.
I've seen alli for sale in Wal-Mart and, yes, it really does come right out and say all these things.
The basic mechanism of alli seems to be that, in order to take it and not shit your fucking face off, you have to eat smart. If you can eat smart, you really don't need alli in the first place.
It is, as far as I can tell, an outrageously humorous prison guard that beats you with the diarrhea baton when you stray from your diet. Bon appetit, fuckface.
