Ah, LINKSWARM. The condom of the United States, which collects all the spewtum.

Not even bothering to point out his political affiliations or ties to John McCain in the title. By this point, it should be pretty clear to everyone that the GOP is the official Homosexual Miscegenation Party.

'This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,' Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he 'was about to be a statistic' and would have said anything just to get away.

Lolololololol.
I'd say he lost black voters, but he's republican anyway.

What is it with perverted men in public bathrooms, anyways?

If there was a bathroom that was giving away free hetero-sex wouldn't you show up?

Seriously though there isn't a public park in South LINKSWARM where it is safe to use the Bathroom to actually take a piss in the mens room.