Ok, I know that this is popupated by the most goofiest goofs who ever goofed, but something about this is goddam awesome.

Haha. The tothian guy looks like a real douche.

Eric Toth allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting 'I'm a pretty princess' over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Eric Toth squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Hahahahahahaha!
SUPERPOOPYGIRL!

Hey, thanks for citing my posts! :)

That Tothian guy, he's a real fucking loser. We keep offering him the opportunity to rebut what we've said about him, but he just never takes the chance. He's all about looking 'badass and cool,' and he just never quite gets it.

Ah, well.

Make sure you read the rest of the superhero hilarity ...

I appreciate your work. If one has the power of modern telecommunications media, it's important to use that media for the purpose of asshatting douchebags whenever possible.

is this the rest of the stuff? Looks like Lord Toth has set registrations approve-only.

Yeah, that's where the other Superhero posts are.

Yeah, Mr. President Tothian doesn't like being ridiculed, so you have to get your registration approved now. It's sad, really. There was some absolutely hilarious stuff on there, and i really wanted to write about some more of it.

There was one thing, just utterly insane. Some guy was having dreams that there'd be a shooting spree at a church in London ... but he wasn't sure if it was London, UK or London, Ontario. (I think that was the dilemma.) Then a few days later some guy got shot at a church in (I think) Idaho, and that was the fulfillment of his prophecy.

Really batshit crazy stuff. I wish they hadn't banned me. :D

I would like to note, though, that we like Superhero himself. He has a good sense of humor about this stuff ...

GOOD DAY MR. BOND! YOUR CLEVER ATTEMPT AT TRICKERY HAS BEEN FOILED!!1!@

I figure, he can't reject all registration attempts, can he? Ones that look legit and don't have, for example, a 'Full Name' of 'Loojiy Krempt'?

Let's find out.

'I do this because women are weak. They are easily manipulated, and they need to be protected from themselves and most certainly from men and their ill intentions toward them.'


haha

Have registered with Heroes Network.

If you want my login, pm me(LOL)

login: captain_swarm
pass: greatjustice

login: captain_swarm
pass: greatjustice

banned already :<

Tothian and Entomo The Insect Man both do pretty frequent vanity-searches. It's likely that Tothian found this site and has been monitoring it for any activity that he will dislike.

He's sort of a paranoid little twat. And he absolutely refuses to do any sort of statement, because he's afraid that he 'won't look badass and cool.'

Got news for ya, kiddo ... right now, you look pretty much the exact opposite of 'badass and cool.' There's nowhere to go but up, from here. :D

Are you his arch nemesis?

Well, he has announced that the President of Sudan is his arch nemesis, actually. He's scheming to join the ... wtf is it called - Sudanese Peoples' Liberation Front or some such thing, and overthrow the government of Sudan.

Of course, he also claims to have as his destiny one on one hand to hand combat with the Antichrist. To the death, of course.

I think it's safe to say that his GENUINE arch nemesis is in all reality probably a group of men wearing white coats that say they want to help him. And they have this nice jacket for him ... it's got wrap-around sleeves ...

Mr Silent LOLs on MySpace

The pictures this dude has elected to put up of himself add a whole new wacky angle on this thing.



The self-supplied caption on this one is 'GET AWAY FROM HER YOU VILLAIN!'. This is roleplay. Do these guys even do anything real, or is it all dress rehearsal and imagination?



My god, what universe of douche have we stumbled into?

hahahaha

Douchebag: The Masquerade!

Well, here's your Nostrum character. I figure the reason our pal Frothian threatened with sending him to beat/kill/maim/whatever you is that he's the only one who seems to actually do anything, or at least claims to on his MySpace.

I found this kind of disturbing. I guess it shouldn't have been a surprise, what with all the roleplay...

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Hey Nostrum,

I take it we're gonna hear about your insane patrols for the past month, in a couple of days. I look forward to it. I can't wait until the day where you post a blog about a patrol where you kill a man. I know it's coming, I just fucking know it. You're gonna start killing people. LOL.

In Freedom,
Frothian
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Hahaha, this was the longest you've waited to blog again. I just know you're gonna end up killing someone, one of these days.

Anyway, good job.

Posted by Frothian� on Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 3:24 AM
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Hero and Savior, and Also Kinda Turned On About Murder, Which Is Wicked Sick.

Great.

Nostrum: Went to Baton Rouge on Friday, usual loud drunks. Group of highschool kids gathered in a Hobby Lobby parking lot, most holding alcoholic beverages. Drove up and stepped out of vehicle. They laughed. Told them to drop the drinks and leave. Mocked me. Unstrapped combat knife from ankle and brandished it. They complied. Girls were obnoxious and spoke with poor-venacular. Boys were no different, but I had a weapon. Made sure they took out what they had in their vehicles and left. Loaded contraband into my vehicle and threw it all in the first dumpster I drove across.

wow... just, wow.

Frothian: I just know you're gonna end up getting shot, one of these days.

fix't

NLOLSTRUM: I am a Moral Absolutist. The universe clearly define the difference between right and wrong. Situational ethics are fictional, there is only what is ethical and unethical.

ethical == threatening drinking highschoolers with a knife.

unethical == ?

i find it amazing that united states alcohol laws happen to coincide with the universe's definition of what's right.

His uniform--he prefers that term to costume--is black combat boots, green cargo pants and a T-shirt.
If more than one person wears matching outfits then it could be called a uniform. Uni. form. means all of one shape or appearance which strongly implies there are more than one..
If only one person wears a particular outfit it's called a costume.

Cockroach - I suspect that he's calling it a uniform because he's lonely / jealous of the Marines. It's not confirmed, mind you, but I've been TOLD that he is no longer a Marine. Supposedly he got a medical discharge for being fucking crazy.

Go figure, huh?


(Like I said, though, this is what I've been TOLD. I'm not saying it's absolutely confirmed truth, but for myself, I believe it.)