Continental Airlines: Drug The Kid Or Get Off The Plane
Better think twice before uttering 'bye bye plane' on your next flight. Bomb jokes are still accepted and encouraged.

by cudge 1003 Reads
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bigdinwaunakeeFri Jul 13
 
This is not surprising, since most US flight attendants are washed up, cranky old hags that are wielding their new power like some high school geek with hall monitor priviledges. Perhaps its just their way of venting, since their jobs and lives must plain suck. Gone are the days of the glamorous flight attendants, full of eye appeal and pleasantries. Now they are more like herders in an abatoire, armed with stun gun personalities.

My apologizes to those female attendants that still could be classified as hotties. I would feel lucky if I caught a glimpse of you walking down my aisle.
 
 
sikki_nixxFri Jul 13
 
remember back in the days when mothers used to shut their kids the fuck up?

the story doesnt mention how this babbling probably went on for 15 minutes at octaves high enough to cause ear bleeding with barely enough time between baby jabber for a breath. all while mom laughed like an inbred hyena at her adorable lump of flesh.

'I was crying, I was upset and I was thinking, 'What am I going to do? I don't have anything with me, I don't have any more diapers for the baby, no juice, no milk,' Penland told WSB.'

maybe you shoulda thought about that before you decided to be a cunt.
fuck.
 
 
abathosFri Jul 13
 
As a person who has actually taken small children on a plane, I can say that most flight attendants I've come in contact with are helpful and courteous. Some, however, act exactly as bigdinwaunakee describes. Kids, just like adults, run the gamut from miserable to fantastic as travelers. Considering how crowded, behind schedule, and generally awful air travel is these days, it puts me in a foul mood every time.
 
 
autoshoesSat Jul 14
 
I applaud continental for wanting to have a peaceful flight.
perhaps my next flight will be with them.
 
 


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