Finally a site for guys like me. Tis a heavy cross I bear.

Yes! A community just for victims of large dong, like me!

i weep in the corner of the room today... alone and shamed.

I wisely say nothing to all this.

your silence speaks novels.

It speaks haiku, you bastard.

FUCK... you are right... god damn haiku. MAYBE.. a sonnet.. and a really fruity-ass one at that. But, it is probably best to just stay away from the subject. Cause no matter what, it is the other people that really win.

Bigger is better she said
Good I thought, but alas, once again
I've gutted her like a trout

Big dicks are overrated..now a long strong tongue is much more fun :)

Its nice how the 9th forum down is called "Ficticious Stories" More than 80% of the shit in the site should probably go in there.

So you guys enjoyed my website?

ozzette makes a good point. Mud is just being a spoil sport 'cause he hasn't seen his dick for a long time.

Red sand between my toes, summer vacation in outer space.

blast me off, captin. I hear the shrimp tacos are the BOMB.

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less,
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...
I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...