Myth #1
Starbucks coffee tastes burnt.
Fuck off Jesse, that's no myth. I don't give a fuck about what you or the SCAA claims about the strength of Starbuck's coffee--I make strong coffee at home, I exceed this 2 tablespoons per cup business, and it never tastes burnt. Moreover, my coffee doesn't taste like shit either, and there's no magic ratio of coffee to water that can fix that particular problem with Starbuck's coffee.