Sadly, much like a cat, there was only one chance for the snake to learn about cars.

That poor fucking snake..I love snakes and that just breaks my heart....

Yeah, snakes are cool. Too bad it wasn't a cat.

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

Snakes and like-bodied reptiles are the earthly manifestation of genetic evil. Mammals are on top now, but only through trickery. We owe nothing to snakes. When reptiles ruled the earth, we were soft warm squeaking things running around and eating their eggs to survive. Let's not endanger the delicate balance of mammalian superiority: Do your part to destroy a reptile today.

P.S. They hiss.

I've seen the error of my foolish ways. I'm going out to stomp a reptile right away. Frogs are amphibians, do they count too?

You hiss when you fart, but we don't want to stomp you Vas...Well most of us don't