If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

I want a single malt

I spent two years in the UK, six months of which I worked in Newtonmore and we would spend our weekends in Loch Ness. The only thing I saw whilst there was a lot of rats and a sweet deal of 2 liters of Cider for 2 pounds......and a sweet English breakfast of some beans, tomatoes and I'm pretty sure eggs were involved....

I've always felt this was the best explanation /a> for the classic Loch Ness photo.

Horseshit!!! Look at it, it's a fucking wave!

Grow up.

YOU TELL 'EM.

Thanks, trickbear. I couldn't find one last night due to the fact that I was lazy. It sure looks like some sort of creature, to me anyways. Could be a school of fish...Snakes have an interesting effect on water that looks similar or maybe one of those rats.
I'd prefer it to be a giant fuking monster that finally starts eating and terrorizing the shoreline after eighty years of being disturbed by gawking tourists and probing scientists.

I want nessie to eat a tourist