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Tucker Max gets Tom Waits drunk, insults fat chicks, and causes chaos wherever he goes. My hero.

by toxlab 1272 Reads
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vasudevaWed Sep 24
 
Where's the tale of him partying with Tom Waits? That I want to read.
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Sep 24
 
Still a great story though...funny how he remembers soooo much, even though this was one of his top 5 drunks.
 
 
tankWed Sep 24
 
Must be he's a cheap date.
 
 
toxlabWed Sep 24
 
Sorry, Vas...I meant he gets AS drunk as Tom Waits...
 
 
vasudevaWed Sep 24
 
Shit. Anyone who gets to launch a ninja-strike drinking campaign with Tom "I'm da shiznitty" Waits needs to write me a story about it.
 
 
hoboThu Sep 25
 
The fellow still does not deserve "THE BATTAL HAT"
 
 
ToXlabSun Sep 28
 
Read some of his other stuff, I'm beggin ya...The guy is great!
 
 


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