For example, a planned exhibit of a spark plug encased in stone will show 'that rock can form quickly, which helps prove the idea that the Grand Canyon was laid within in weeks, months, years, after a worldwide flood -- not millions of years.'

And as everyone knows, the Grand Canyon is as small as a spark plug. Pictures and even eyewitness testimony to the contrary is simply another blasphemous assault on Jesus Christ of America.

Because one similar-seeming thing happened one way one time, all other similar-seeming things happened that way all the time.

Them got science down cold.

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

The way to leverage this to advantage is to obtain or fabricate several bogus ancient remains, then generate some artificial 'icon of atheism' buzz about the said object on a faux-atheist website created just for this purpose, and wait for Mr Adolfi to buy your stock of items for absurdly inflated prices.

This tactic may be used to convert their dollars into video games and beer for quite a long time if executed properly.

Who doesn't want more freaks, really.