Real email found in my mail box this morning from my old x ball & chain!
Ok... It goes like this. I went to the bathroom for 45! minutes! No lingering. No savoring of the foul humours of the human body.
When I was done, for the first time in my life, on the 3rd flush I had to cap it off it with a bucket of water to get it to go down. (It writes like I drank it, doesn't it?)
This turd, which can only be described as an anaconda that had just swallowed a large capybara, probably increased global warming by 1% or more.
Who says there isn't a tad bit of fun up here in Maine?
