Funny how a person who takes doller bills from fat ugly strangers to pay her bills has the balls to complain about the fat ugly strangers that pay her bills. Losers complaining about losers, wow my favorite kind of rant
My job is to get whatever I can for a buck. Her job is to get it from me with as little work as possible. i see it as a bargining. If she complains than show me the ugly chicks.
^ Yeppers. A true microcosm of adversarial capitalism. Here in Portland, we have the highest number of stip clubs per capita in the world (oddly enough, also golf courses and book stores), so... they're pretty much all ugly except for a couple of clubs that require more than your house payment for cover.
Although there was this one chick in this one place... she really liked me. She really did.
No really, she did... I lived with her for over a year.
So, you like it in Hillsburrito, huh? Why not stop in Clackabama? Or, ya know, for 15 extra minutes driving, you could go all the way to Vantucky, or [shudder] Gresham (because no one has yet come up with a name more insulting than 'Gresham').
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