LORDKAHUNAThu Apr 26
 
4. Volkswagen Jetta

OH LOL!
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 26
 
Fuck yourself, hombre.
 
 
casmharThu Apr 26
 
Jetta? Awesome! I hear that it is a practical car. lol
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 26
 
lol? I don't get the lol-biz. Sure, it's practical. It certainly meets the 'I need a car' requirement. I probably wouldn't buy it a second time around, though.
 
 
truenativeThu Apr 26
 
Actually I'd love to have a Miata just of tearing around in, one of the best handling affordable sportscars on the road but.....it has informally ranked high on this list for years.
 
 
fl_projektThu Apr 26
 
Practical and pretty
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 26
 
I don't think anyone who has eyeballed my particular Jetta would describe it as 'pretty'. (This says more about my ultra-casual car maintenance habits than it does the make and model.)
 
 
LORDKAHUNAThu Apr 26
 
It's ok dude, we all know what fence you are swinging for.








(LOL)

 
 
LORDKAHUNAThu Apr 26
 
I find it mildly surprising that the Kia Sportage isnt on this list, it is like driving a kittygrowl. I always feel the need to point out it's less than obvious manly bits to no avail.
 
 
sidechainThu Apr 26
 
^ I have a Jetta Wagon TDI. Love it. Wanna know the gayest thing about it? 50+mpg on the cheapest fuel at the pump.

Boy, that sure is teh ghey.
 
 
nocalThu Apr 26
 
man, gay linkswarmers sure are defensive
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 26
 
Come to think of it, a relative shitload of swarmers have Jettas or Jetta-likes.

LinkSwarm.com: Pull ova, it's kittygrowl time.
 
 
sidechainThu Apr 26
 
Upon considered reflection, I am willing to admit that the Jetta (esp the wagon, I suppose), is probably decidedly lacking in the verile, John Wayne, pilgrim munching, manly-man category, but I'm tellin ya, 600 miles on 32 bucks with room for my drums is hard to beat.
 
 
hoboThu Apr 26
 
I lease a jetta :(
 
 
truenativeThu Apr 26
 
Thank god I have the Golf with the 1.8t. Cuz the hatchbacks are sew macho
 
 
fl_projektThu Apr 26
 
 
 
IHateRegisteringThu Apr 26
 
If 'gay' is taken to mean 'ugly to a blind man in a darkened room', yes.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 26
 
The Yaris looks like something you'd shove in and out of your butthole while being beaten with a sack of dicks.
 
 
CrackalackinFri Apr 27
 
^ So young, yet so experienced
 
 
SexNinjaFri Apr 27
 
^So black, yet so very gay.
 
 


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