'My sons were greatly disturbed by viewing this material and this matter has caused many sleepless nights in our house,'

Sleepless nights caused by their marathon cracker dances, all fueled by the naughty pictures of woman on woman lapping racing in their heads.

unwanted boners: what a goddamn curse.

i hope the lesbians were making out

As always, the Gold is in the comments.

Cunt.

It's on google, anyways.

tricky's original post, but fix't:

The Abridged Whole Lesbian Sex Book

ooooh, page 70 -- how to make your own dental dam featuring a black lesbian