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| | | I call for using Sheryl's hand for all our wiping needs, thereby eliminating entirely the need for tp. | | | |
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| | | It takes me a minimum of two squares just to wipe the shit off my thumb after I wipe with several yards worth :< | | | |
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| | | Why do you have your thumb up your ass when attempting routine clean up? | | | |
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| | | ^^Good tip, I'll keep that in mind.
DS: The process of successively smaller folds in the original yards-long length eventually brings the side of my thumb in contact with the target area. That enough detail for you? | | | |
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| | | I bunch it up like a pom-pom. | | | |
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| | | Clavis: That is plenty of detail but it still does not explain why you feel the need to shove your thumb up your ass after taking a dump. | | | |
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| | | Life becomes somewhat unfortunate, when one is unfamiliar with the configurations of ones sphincter. | | | |
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| | | The Infantry Technique - how to make the best use of that last sheet of TP
(as described by an old army friend of mine)
Take your sheet and tear out a circular hole in the middle.
Put your finger through the whole and wipe yourself with the paper and your finger.
Use the remaining disc of paper (is it classed as chad?) to clean under your fingernail.
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| | | More assenine edicts from our new aristocracy. Thank God celebrities are not yet empowered to enfroce their word as law. | | | |
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| | | Her shit must come out like magic. | | | |
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| | | When you only eat soy, your shit requires no more than one square. When you eat real food, it requires a few. When you eat the crap I eat, you need a whole roll of TP to get to a respectable level of clean. | | | |
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| | | to top you off uart. when you eat what I eat you learn to live a little dirty | | | |
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| | | nipponese use water spray!
Power water spray anus action! | | | |
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| | | too much information has been relayed in this comment section | | | |
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| | | to scrunch or fold? that is the question | | | |
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| | | Fold, always fold.
Scrunching is throwing yo hands in de ayuh like you jus don care -- about the state of your asshole.
Well, I care. Fold for health. Fold for life. Fold for America. | | | |
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| | | ^Variation, wrap it around your fings like a little mitten, wipe, then fold.
(fucking scrunchers) | | | |
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| | | scrunching adds an element of danger. and i love to live on the edge. | | | |
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| | | I cannot believe there isn't a wikihow entry for 'How to wipe your ass'
Perhaps the swarm should set about rectifying this tragic oversight? | | | |
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| | | Fold, always fold.
Scrunching is throwing yo hands in de ayuh like you jus don care -- about the state of your asshole.
Well, I care. Fold for health. Fold for life. Fold for America.
QFMFT | | | |
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| | | It's been forever. Perhaps it's time again for The Girl Who Didn't Wipe Good Enough, which I link to in the absense of having done anything worth fuck-all in the last several years. | | | |
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| | | ^^ An enjoyable read there. And pretty accurately describes how I picture Sunny77 but without mention of Herpes sores. | | | |
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