Nip Guards Guard Your Nipples
'Protection Against Painful Nipple Abrasion'. HAHA WUT?

by clavis_apocalypticae 1468 Reads
on Wed Apr 18 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
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nocalWed Apr 18
 
HAHA WUT?

I watched the end of the NY marathon when I was in the city once. I shit you not, I started to count the people who didn't have these. You knew who they were because they had streaks of blood on their shirts.
 
 
casmharWed Apr 18
 
I thought this was a movie about the Korean Nipple Protection squad
 
 
uartWed Apr 18
 
I've never run that long in my life ever. Does that really happen?
 
 
DumbskullWed Apr 18
 
I would never run for any reason whatsoever.
 
 
uartWed Apr 18
 
That is why I am pretty sure your naked-dumbskull.jpg is not going to be very pleasant for potential employers to find as a surprise in their inbox
 
 
nocalThu Apr 19
 
Does that really happen?

It took me a second to figure out why there were lines of blood on people's shirts, but it's not a joke. Apparently over the course of 26 miles, which can take between 2-5 hours, any part of your body or clothing that can chafe in the slightest will basically be sure to wreck your skin horribly. People usually use vaseline on their armpits and thighs I think, but a lot of people don't consider what would happen if their shirt rubs their nipples for four hours.
 
 


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