well, i know what i am doing on the commute home tonight! Hopefully i am drunk enough to pass out though...

It would have been a better story if the guy had passed out and woke up to find the woman giving him a blow job. I love happy endings.

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Whats the big deal.. SHE stuck HER hands down HIS pants...People do alot of crazy when they sleep, like sleep walking, beating people in thier sleep. I bet it was her putting the moves on him.

Whats the big deal.. SHE stuck HER hands down HIS pants...People do alot of crazy when they sleep, like sleep walking, beating people in thier sleep. I bet it was her putting the moves on him.

Damn, there are definitely a lot of sick mutherfuckers out there who are pathetic enough to have to do something as low as put the hand of a passed-out girl down their pants to get any kind of disgusting arousal. What a fucking loser. Can't even afford a $4 hooker who will do it willingly. People like this are pretty much shitstink mudstains and deserve to be shat on, spat on, and vomitted on profusely, except that God already did so to them at birth.

The female perspective! Interesting.

The guys are assuming that she put her hand in his pants while she was drunk and women assume that she passed out and he molested her.

Now I'm going to wonder which it really was.

She should consider herself damn lucky it wasn't her mouth she found in his pants, with a cold 357 magnum on her forehead.

marf also doesn't seem to consider the fact that, rather than an act of desperation, perhaps the woman being asleep was the whole point?

I just can't seem to feel sorry for her; she didn't react at all! If it was an unwanted act, she should have performed a special jimmy superfly snooka on his erect penis. That would have been a lesson well earned bout putting a sleeping woman's hand down his mutherfukin pants!! If she liked it, is now embarassed, and so turned him in, the bitch will hopefully burn in hell.