vasudevaWed Sep 17
 
WOWEEE is this FREAKIN GROSS! I think I just split a liver clicking here!!!!1!!11 Our very own k0ll and his pal STRAT0TELE made this for us. Get it while it's hot!

I think the most amazing part of it is the pustules on the asscheeks, all purple and green. How can that be possible?
 
 
kHzWed Sep 17
 
Yeah, that is one of the nastier things i have ever seen. WOWZERS. I can only assume that everyone will want to pass this onto their friends and their friend's friends to see just how gross gross can be!
 
 
mundhraWed Sep 17
 
not safe for work? i'd sure say so.

i looked at it anyway. and i am pleased. well, kind of the opposite.

excellent job younguns!
 
 
strat0teleWed Sep 17
 
OMGOMG THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPNED OMG WE ARE GOING TO BE FLOODED WITH SO MUCH BANDWIDTH THAT I AM GOING TO CRY OMG WHY DID YOU DO THIS.

I would like to point this out. hits are not that big of a deal. Sure talking about hits is rediculous since it is an inaccurate way of telling your popularity. And actually we get 100k hits a day now. not 600k a month. Yesterday we had 55,816 page views. page views mean much more than hits, and I can still say that is a very impressive amount. Keep talking trash, boy.

HEY ISN"T IT FUNNY THAT OUR SITE GETS 10x more traffic that you guys!!!

YOU GOT US NOW!!!
 
 
vasudevaWed Sep 17
 
Hahaha. 100k a day? Are you talking about l33t-online.com?

I liek this strat0tele kid. Like Wierd Al, he dares to be stupid!
 
 
strat0teleWed Sep 17
 
100k hits a day for 1337-online.com, yes.
I LOVE YOU VASUVESDA, YOU ALWASY HAVE SOMETHING CLEVAR TO SAY, AS A COMEBACK EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW I AM BETTERer THAN YOU.
 
 
strat0teleWed Sep 17
 
I should start making website updates on my site about how ugly you are, and how cool you think you are because you take pictures of yourself, with a cigarrette in your mouth. and then have people post and laugh and agree with me because I own a website, and it makes me feel powerful. <3 4 you.
 
 
vasudevaWed Sep 17
 
You're cute, like a little Tamagotchi. Hi.

Was it you or k0ll who did reviewed BattleField 1942? I like it . I like it so much I'm kinda thinking about asking who ever wrote it to write some for us.
 
 
strat0teleWed Sep 17
 
He wrote it. I definetly would NOT write that. You can't really call that a review, since it is so basic, and doesn't go into depth at all. But he wanted it on the site, so he put it on.........can't do much.
 
 
kHzWed Sep 17
 
"and then have people post and laugh and agree with me because I own a website, and it makes me feel powerful. "

hellz yeah man.. i have that going on too.. its awesome. Strat0tele. I take it all back. All the negative comments were unfair. Your website is very nice and I am sure it gets a great deal of attention and traffic. I like how you guys have made it into a very large site with a powerful following and and ample supply of useful information. When I post things about you, it is out of respect. Pure, simple... untapped respect.

These days we live in the world of jackass tv shows and war. We don't need to be fighting here. What we need to do is be friends. We are in this together you and I. We are surfing the grand sea of noise trying to find something better. At 1337-online.com... man, that is where it is AT. We here at LinkSwarm might not be as good as you... technically, socially, popularity or otherwise, but we are not stupid. We realize greatness when it is around us, and for this we tip or hats to you.

You should be proud of what you have done with yourselves. You own the internet, and believe me, that is not an easy task. So, all I ask is that we bury the hatchet. Lets get along and help each other. I am sure you guys have a great deal to teach us all. We are ready and we are listening.

Your friend,
kHz
 
 
strat0teleWed Sep 17
 
I don't own the internet, nor did I invent it. Al Gore did. www.1337-online.com/mp3/internet.mp3
 
 
ddyWed Sep 17
 
It's gross and all, but it's old news.

It seems like it's just a combo of goatse.cx and tubgirl.com, which are two very well thoughtout, unique sites.
 
 
vasudevaWed Sep 17
 
No WAY, sir. Granted, two of those images are hackneyed to the point of funny unfunniness, but the remainder of the montage offers a cornucopia of diverse disgusts.

Man gets maggot in eye, found here on our very own site. A little extreme body modification -- in the cockhead region, no less -- fit for bme.com. An african toe suffering extreme frostbite. A blowed-up face, steamily redolent of consumptionjunction or rotten.com. Urethra injection or suction or just plain fuking-around-with. Something largely unrecognizable that may be a penis with a large mass gouged out. The finger-glove, which is definitely something to write home about. The nadir of STD or other genital-based infection, offered up in a tasteful purple and green, with rickety bumps for visual depth. Goatse man. Tubgirl. Lastly, something which I can't even recognize but I can tell is noble, something that may well be explosive mega-grubs availing themselves of some hamburger-meat boy-ass that looks like a left-over prop from John Carpenter's remake of The Thing.

Yes, sir. All in all, a veritable tour-de-force of wonder and delight! GET YOURS TODAY!
 
 
azron123Wed Sep 17
 
WERD!
 
 
kHzWed Sep 17
 
man.. the original hirez version is gone.. that sucks.. now the image sucks.. and you know what.. 1337-online sucks for changing it. Hey.. the both of you fucks.. change it back. God damn good for nothing little shits.
 
 
trousersnakeWed Sep 17
 
That sure was an interesting photo gallery. Fuck, I am so glad I just gave those assclowns another hit on their site. YAY.
 
 
strat0teleThu Sep 18
 
I would like to add, that the picture you chose as my avatar, is not me. I am offended that Koll is my avatar. IT IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE GOATSE MAN
 
 
vasudevaThu Sep 18
 
Yes... yes, it is. I dunno WHY he put that image up on the Internet and made it available to anyone with a web browser. I certainly wouldn't've.
 
 
vasudevaThu Sep 18
 
man.. the original hirez version is gone.. that sucks.. now the image sucks.. and you know what.. 1337-online sucks for changing it. Hey.. the both of you fucks.. change it back.

Wow, that does suck. I thought these kids were "hardcore." I thought they got ~600k hits a month. If that's the case, 500 hits on their little gross-out image would be just a blip.

Well, I guess l33t-online has been given the chance to prove their claims -- and they failed. THREE CHEERS FOR ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
 
 
mundhraThu Sep 18
 
ahahaha...

CHUMPS!
 
 
strat0teleThu Sep 18
 
You want it back ??????


...............................


Too bad

My purpose isn't to amuse penispuffers likeyou
I HOPE THESE BRS WORK
 
 
nik0nThu Sep 18
 
Sir, I believe suicide is a virtue for people like you.

Don't be a sinner.
 
 
strat0teleThu Sep 18
 
Shutup you stupid isajeep. You are all elitest faggots, who think you are the creme de la cremery and you bukkake on each others faces.
 
 
trousersnakeThu Sep 18
 
OMGWTF I hope tHESE BRS WoRK!!1

YAY!!!11
 
 
vasudevaFri Sep 19
 
You are all elitest faggots

Yes, exactly. Do you suppose you've made the cut?
 
 
azron123Fri Sep 19
 
Are we gonna get a chance to vote someone off our island?
 
 
strat0teleFri Sep 19
 
WHERE IS MY NEW AVATAR??
 
 


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