The majority of humans have offset eyes and assymetrical faces.
Assymetry was once used as an early indicator for deviant behavior. The good doctor Cesare Lombroso (1835-1909) was one of the pioneers of this concept. He even wrote a book about it.
Now, we regard his years of research as total crabshit.
Possessing an ugly asymmetrical face seems to be a prerequisite for becoming an Anglican minister. Throw in a mouth full of hideous British teeth and you have the makings of a bishop.
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