Vibram makes quality products. I'd like to try them on to see how they feel. I imagine you can't really try on (what are essentially) sandals without getting exposed to the foot juice of every fag that tried them on before you.
70 bucks a pop, huh? Maybe I'll just keep dipping the bottoms of my feet in vats of rubber cement, when I get the resplendent urge to be a barefooted huckleberry, that is.