This is freakin awesome. Clipp'd

Oh, P.S.; changed the category from 'People Of Interest' to 'Cool Site Of The Day' for obvious reasons.

If the webmaster of this site comes here and challenges me to a 'Who's Reality Tunnel Is Bigger?' contest over it, I'm going to track him down and decapitate every single member of his fuking family.

Including his dog.

I'll help bludgeon him to death with his tunnel.

That only shows how close-minded you are: a reality tunnel should only be used for good, and then only by he of purest heart and cleanest spirit. Bathe in the light, cutely ignorant child of mortal clay! Hark, the majestic eagle of my soul doth speak; and sayeth, caw! caw!

I bow to your omnipotent wisdom. I am a mere mortal knowing nothing of the depth of your vision.

I accept this praise as due my superior understanding of reality, string theory, and how best to totally grow a sweet-ass hairdo that says 'Original Human'.

:GURU_ROBES:

Pass the tofurkey (now with wish stix!)

All hail the big brain.

I deny your version of reality. The majestic eagle is but a housefly to the galactic pterodactyl that cannot be heard - only felt above the 13th chakra. You think so four-dimensionally - fucking shit.

Oh znap, for, lo, I have been antidedroidificalized. [1] At which alternative bookstores do you shop, O noblest of beings? I will follow suit -- yea, with even my Discover credit card, avast (it doth garner me discounts at Big K-Mart, which hath candles and soothing nappies aplenty).


[1] (Or have I? Ah! Who can say? Who can know who knows? And know that he himself knows, knowing or not? And when I say who, do I mean you? Or me? Or him? Or all?)

The church see has spoken. The sacred jammies and linaments shall be circulated broadly. Follow the blue light to achieve enlightenment. The linament wil sooth the nipples as well as the soul. The sacred prophet of commerce will hold you tightly in a calloused hand. The bowels quiver at the presence of such power.

I cannot believe that you foolish mortals would so place thy trust in one who has not in the course of this Thread of Holy Writ, once mentioned the Holy Name 'Quantum Physics' or that of the sacred scripture 'What the Bleep Do We Know?'

Mayhap 'tis time for a manifesto to be nailed upon the frontispiece of this, thy Holy Church, a schism reform allowed therefore allowed to grow?

Nay, 'tis blasphemy. I repent.

There is a train wreck in my reality tunnel. :-(

real-ITY tunnel implosion

Dumbskulls reality tunnel may just have gotten wet

like a mini cooper down dumbskull's reality tunnel.

on the discovery channel........

in Hi Def...