^ That's exactly what I thought while reading this. Our military receives its intel in fuking powerpoint?

Splains a lot, perhaps.

I'm friends with one of these guys.

jon, if you have spoken to your friend since the incident / court martial, why did Bacos crack?

Does that make the paperclip guy some kind of angel of death?

Bacos crack because they are flash-baked just before packaging to endow them with a crispy, crunchy nature. The red coloring comes from an undisclosed mixture of food dyes. You may use bacony Bacos as a delicious topping on everything from potatoes to ice cream! Be adventurous!

Bacos, America's favorite snack.

I visited him once in the brig a month or so ago. I figured it would be best to just keep it light hearted. There'll be plenty of time to talk about what happened once he's out in a few months. He did tell me he had stacks of legal pads in his cell filled with what may eventually become a book about the whole thing.