You'll Never Eat Another McDonald's Chicken McNugget Again
Dude gives the skinny on the 'Secret Ingredients' in one of America's childrens' favorite fast foods.

by clavis_apocalypticae 2229 Reads
on Fri Mar 23 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
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casmharFri Mar 23
 
Lighter Fluid?

Shit
 
 
mundhraFri Mar 23
 
christ.

i used to eat mcnuggets every once in a while until i hit two tumors in two consecutive trips. after a couple of years i got them again and hit a tumor in my third nugget.
 
 
sidechainFri Mar 23
 
TBHQ in not a form of butane any more than water is a form of air.

Also, I especially like all the tards saying 'See? You need to buy your own food and stop eating that shit!' News for ya kids, pretty much everything you can buy at safeway has the exact same shit in it.

Extruded grains may well be a much bigger problem.
 
 
wreckerFri Mar 23
 
I haven't eaten at McDonalds since I saw the sign a few years back for the ALL NEW Filet O Fish. It said that it now had 33% more real fish.

What the fuck was in it before that?
 
 
sidechainFri Mar 23
 
^Textured soy protein. Which is, of course manufactured by extrusion, which deforms the proteins and may cause them to become toxic.
 
 
clavis_apocalypticaeFri Mar 23
 
Whether it is butane or not, it still looks pretty fuking bad.
 
 
sidechainFri Mar 23
 
Oh, I don't mean to imply that it's good for you or anything, just pointing out that saying it's a form of butane is pure FUD.
 
 
clavis_apocalypticaeFri Mar 23
 
Oh, and werd on the extruded grains. Tantrum Swarmed this article last year. Despite my commentary on the link, I don't buy breakfast cereal anymore.
 
 
casmharFri Mar 23
 
^werd, 5 grams and you're ded!
 
 
sidechainFri Mar 23
 
Almost everything is deadly in sufficient quantity. Even water. Get used to it.

Extruded grains:
'The rats receiving the Cornflakes and water died before the rats that were eating the box! But before death, the Cornflakes rats developed schizophrenic behavior, threw fits, bit each other and finally went into convulsions. Autopsy revealed dysfunction of the pancreas, liver and kidneys and degeneration of the nerves of the spine, all signs of insulin shock.'

Hmm... sound familiar?
 
 
vasudevaFri Mar 23
 
the Cornflakes rats developed schizophrenic behavior, threw fits, bit each other and finally went into convulsions.

...LinkSwarm?
 
 
baesparzaFri Mar 23
 
Actually LS causes anal leakage.
 
 
InfectionconnectionFri Mar 23
 
what is a mcnugget tumor?
 
 
casmharFri Mar 23
 
Post anal drip?
 
 
DumbskullFri Mar 23
 
Cornflake schizophrenia?
 
 
mundhraFri Mar 23
 
infectionconnection: i would suspect it's gristle
 
 
vasudevaFri Mar 23
 
But like mystery aggregrate processed mechanically-fucked-with gristle, which means, it could be literally anything in the entire universe.

(Open your mind.)
 
 
mundhraFri Mar 23
 
also, how do we know it was put there? perhaps through excess processing, this entity is now alive on a level we cannot even comprehend and subject to tumor growths?

nugget as lifeform (get out of your reality tunnel)
 
 
ghostriderFri Mar 23
 
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the reality tunnel
 
 
shitboxFri Mar 23
 
Just read Schlossers' Fast Food Nation, a great book.

The movie was pretty good to, loosley based on the books non-fictional characters...and there is some nice humpin' in it too.


 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilFri Mar 23
 
Just don't eat any processed foods and avoid chain restaurants like the plague rats they are.
 
 
DumbskullSat Mar 24
 
Nuggets are what my cats leave in the litter box. I don't eat anything with Nugget in it's name.
 
 
ghostriderSat Mar 24
 
We call it shit around here, and I eat nothing with shit in it's name.
 
 
graycubeSat Mar 24
 
ethanol is poisonous
 
 
LOkiSun Mar 25
 
I think lighter fluid improves the taste and nutritional value of everything.

In fact, I'm willing to argue that lighter fluid is the only complete food, and there is no such thing as 'healthy' food without it.

Evidence: Note the pasty complexions, weak constitutions, soft musculature, and broken wills of so-called 'healthy' eaters; cause?--NO LIGHTER FLUID!!!!11!!!
 
 


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