Yeah, I find that pretty suspicious, especially seeing as the #1 most popular guy lie is 'I ran into this chick last night, she just walked right up and gave me a blowjob.'
A good friend of mine has given me 4 word wisdom phrases that come in handy-
1- Not fussy, Not lonely
This guy is not really that fussy. I am also suspicious of someone who claims to have got a no questions asked blow job from a girl who looks like she is off to church to prey for jebus to bust her hymen. Not only that but guys who keep a trophy album to boast about their conquests are usually full of shit. We have a little saying in motorcycle racing circles (unintentional pun)- 'the loudest guy in the pits is the slowest on the track'- Mike is pretty loud!
2- Happy wife Happy life- Having recently got married this is my new mantra-
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