That was fukin 'A' funny

fuck, you think you've seen it all until someone has to go and do some next level shit, that's just too hardcore.

Extreem ex-girlfriend harassing?

I'm not a vigilante or anything, but I would probably torture the bastard who did this to this little girl. Just think, she will never, ever get that memory out of her noggin.

A good pair of pliers, some exposed wires and car battery, and some 12M sulfuric acid should do the trick to the person or persons. I'm available and ready to travel to the twin cities, if anyone has a lead.

Oh, and I would be more than willing to practice on some wanker that doesn't cringe (reads: laughs or receives some pleaasure) at this story.
Not to be judgemental, just honest ... you sick fucks.

Cheers

OK, I dated myself there. 17 is quite little to my fossilized carcass.

But not too little to enjoy when viewed in my favorite pron.

'A good pair of pliers, some exposed wires and car battery, and some 12M sulfuric acid should do the trick to the person or persons.'

You're thinking too much. Tie him down, cover him in thousands of tiny paper cuts then maranade him in freshly chopped habeneros.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

How come shit like this doesn't get recorded?

Did anyone think to check the family cat? If he didn't do it, I bet he's an accomplice...