Man ships self in crate to visit parents
Federal agents say they are investigating how a man succeeded in stowing away in a cargo plane on a flight from New York to Dallas by shipping himself in a wooden crate.

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fl_projektTue Sep 09
 
Do they have any idea on what publishing this incident is going to do? Every moron with a couple dollars in his pocket is going to attempt this. They oughtta let these guys through though. then DROP the crates a couple times during transit, or push them out of the plane over an open body of water
 
 
marcusTue Sep 09
 
Sounds like he has watched that MC 900 Ft. Jesus "If I Only Had a Brain" video one too many times.
 
 
kHzTue Sep 09
 
I want to ship myself to the closest slaughterhouse... get loaded up on painkillers and ask for "a solution"
 
 


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