'So I goes down the street with me bucket and who do I meet but an American soldier. Before I could say “Trafalgar Square,” he grabs me by the ass, shoves me under a tree, strips me bloomers off, downs me, ins me, outs me, wipes his tallywacker on me bloomers, drinks me old man’s ale, pisses in the bucket and stalks off whistling “God Save the King.”
That's the American 'Can-Do' spirit at work!!!