Daxflame, A Drama For The Ages
'I am a 15 year old human male named Bernice Juach(Some call me Dax Flame!). This is my video diary in whch I talk about my life and things like pursuing Sophia! If you're new, make sure you watch from the beggining to know what I'm talking about!!'......

by xpictoc 1646 Reads
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vasudevaSat Feb 17
 
Unrejecting cause this is sort of incredible. I'd like to think this is masterful satire, but it is in fact an emotionally damaged social retard making his beautiful, beautiful Internet debut, like a pre-stomped butterfly rotting out of its chrysalis.
 
 
slexSat Feb 17
 
My 3 year old cousin with Down Syndrome is more charismatic then ol' Dax Flame. Poor Sophia.
 
 
JhulDinSat Feb 17
 
kids mainspring is wound a bit too tight
 
 
baesparzaSat Feb 17
 
He is the reason I DO not want live my life over again.
 
 
casmharSat Feb 17
 
This one sits in a corner rocking himself, slobbering and moaning about his pitiful and pathetic life; brought on by extreme fucktardness and the perpetual state of his pathetic human wreckage. He emerges onto the internet with the resounding plop of a turd shat in a handicapped toilet. His destiny is to depress the rest of the fucktards to his level of fagnitude.

 
 
JohnLeninSat Feb 17
 
RESMARTED!
 
 
xpictocSat Feb 17
 
Check out some of the music montages too, priceless.
 
 
metatronSun Feb 18
 
THANK YOU FRANS!
 
 
breezysummerdaySun Feb 18
 
lay off the hormone replacement therapy, please
 
 
vasudevaSun Feb 18
 
Upon further review, this probably is a super-awesome fake. They should have kept it just to the Dax kid. He's untouchable.
 
 
baesparzaSun Feb 18
 
either way, blyet
 
 
binarymindSun Feb 18
 
!!!CIRCLE JERK ONTO 'DAX FLAME' ON THREE!!!

ONE...

TWO...



!!!!!THREE!!!!!
 
 
JohnLeninMon Feb 19
 
I have a theory, if I may:

DaxFlame is, in fact, a parody. However, the subject is someone involved in the personal life of this young comedian's circle of friends. Say, a classmate, for instance. A classmate who, for lack of a better term, is a total loser-faced jerkfaggot. Everyone, regardless of race or gender, can come together to poke fun of this walking piece of shit, and one brave young man decided to take this timeless scenario to the next level. The clothing, voice, mannerisms, and eccentricities are percieved charicatures that have been agreed upon by his peers through an unspoken social contract. The subject is seen as an impersonable outcast, who's warped mind transforms simple and everyday occurances into grand, life-altering moments. Through charismatic mimic, this hilarious young boy has utilized both the age old law of ridicule, and state-of-the-art resources like youtube.com to guide us together. To teach us to laugh again, as one, in hate.

Thank you.
 
 
baesparzaMon Feb 19
 
OMG, you want to sleep with him!
 
 


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