37. You know your Empire is Crumbling when a vocal minority of the citizenry gleefully and enthusiastically point out the fact that the Emprire is crumbling, and while, on the face, they seem to hope to awaken the nation, in secret, they lovingly embracing this news, gloating in it, and goading for more decline in an orgy of perverse self-hatred.

38. The balls touch.

Faggotry. It destroys nations.

39.You know your Empire is Crumbling when a vocal minority is pointing out the glaringly obvious and citizens do not respect them because the are a 'vocal minority'.

indeed, faggotry does, see alexander the great, faggot=death of an empire. at least thats what colin farrell told me via the magic of moving pictures

40. The universal consensus asserts that things can't get worse by voting LOki into the Presidency.

Time for you fukers to get all 'grass-roots' and shit.

At least with LOki as president, I know the 2nd Amendment will go untouched.

YAY

^ Yeah, and all 10 commandments, too.

Voting LOki in 2008.

What the hell, I'll write him in. He'll be able to honestly say he got votes.