A recipe for a "good" vodkajohnnie weekend: two strippers or two porn stars -- any two, from any movie, anywhere, as long as they are a) blonde and b) have gigantic [fake] tits. Lots of Michelob. Whatever cigarettes come buy-one-get-one-free that week. A radio capable of playing Lynyrd Skynnyrd all weekend long, with Howard Stern interleaved so one can follow the travels of Beetlejuice and enjoy a few vicarious sexual experiences. Oh, yeah: maybe some tapes of Xena or Beavis and Butthead for when the porn whores are dyking out and don't want any man.
Now rock out, you crazy shit-hole hick!
