Who the hell does chucky think he is? I guess he'll kick box the world back into shape and form it into his own version of idealism. Self righteous bastard.

You will learn a system of self-defense that he developed over two seasons
of fighting in the Octagon.

The guy somehow manages to advertise 'the world combat league,' in an essay dedicated to Martin Luther King,

Chuck Norris is no longer cool. That's right, I said it. Daniel Craig ftw.

Chuck Norris was never cool. Making fun of him was funny until it wasn't. Stripped of funny, Chuck Norris, and his painted-on stubble, are like a broken-down hobby horse left out in the rain after the redneck children have grown up and moved out to litter their own adult yards with their own cast-off rent-a-center-cum-salvation-army furniture.

And now that hobby horse has thoughts to share.

holy shit he's a prick, but i still love him for this alone, anything else, prick.

I thought he was god when he kicked through the car windsheild for the kill in Good Guys Wear Black. But I was 11 then, so it doesn't count.

'In an evolutionary, self-centered world, in which man is nothing more than a glorified ape aimlessly shooting for stars of deification, it's not difficult to understand how the slippery slope of human degradation has led from fetal devaluing to discarding'

This is uniquely bad writing.

Get out of debt the Chuck Norris way!!!

Starwell is Broke *sniff*