Why isn't braindent on this list?

or bobo?

Good for them.
Actual realists in a time of totally off the fukin' wall political correctness and absolute governemental ineptitude.

Carlos Mencia <- been harping on this dickbag for a while. Friggin Hond-ermans always pretending to be mexicans

This is hi-larious

'I hated the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live.'
OH WERD John? One some I ate so much acid we formed a gang called KTG, kill th e gooks, 'cause my poor friends neighbors were from Laos and we were, well, insane.

wow, reading this stuff makes me feel like an optimist

Drinking a martini in his bathrobe and reading the Wall Street Journal at his secret compound in the South Pacific, the 'late' Mr. Lay starts choking on an olive when the 400th major daily article to describe his life as 'Shakespearean' makes him laugh out loud. Lay falls out of his chair, impaling an eyeball with the stem of his glass and catching his penis in a $900 toaster. The electrical current triggers the long-dormant prefrontal cortex of his now-smoldering brain, suddenly activating Lay's conscience. As he is slowly and painfully electrocuted over several minutes, Lay experiences a lifetime of guilt and remorse. Then he catches fire.

Bwahaha! Hahaha. Cant... stop... laughing...

Oh shit, I think I just inhaled an olive.

^HAHAHAHA

Haha. Bravely done, O Sir Knight.