Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, 'were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy,' Quayle said.
OH NO OFFICER, WE'VE BEEN FUCKING AN ADULT?!?!?!?!?
'Neil H. Rodreick II, we the people of Shitgap Creek hereby charge you with the following crimes:
Acting in a manner which construes a bad-faith promise of age-gap manfucking;
Sexual disappointment to innocent pedophiles;
Mischievously impersonating teen butthole;
Aggravated faking the sexy.'
Hey. You. Yeah, you, anonymous person. If you logged in, you could comment, you know...
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
