The Keeley Hazell Sex Tape
The full 10 minute, DRM-free, HQ version. Screenshots: http://www.hidebehind.com/913EF823
by lefen 55250 Reads
on Wed Jan 17 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
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Hosted if you just want a quick look: http://gallerygalore.net/log/entry.php?id=1494
 
 
JawlessjoeWed Jan 17
 
WhoTF is this? I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm sure a Google search would instantly reveal her identity to me, as would a Wikipedia search. Hell, I even have a decent chance at IMDB success. Or going to http://www.robont.net/archives/celeb_stuff/celebrity_sex_tapes/ and doing a find...

but then you wouldn't realize how truly lazy and stupid I can be.
 
 
vasudevaWed Jan 17
 
I was into this as a twat experiment until I realized the download page was hostile to mankind. Couldn't find a non-fuckyou download site. Lefen, can you?
 
 
vasudevaWed Jan 17
 
Oh. I believe you just did.
 
 
uartWed Jan 17
 
Joe, she's a 'Page 3' girl. The british like boobies in their newspapers....

This one was particularly popular because 1) She is the dumbest of them all and 2) she has a full set of teeth.
 
 
vasudevaWed Jan 17
 
And like all girls given a dick and a camera, suddenly feel the need to express urgent circus anger on said penis. Why is that?
 
 
dragonstaffWed Jan 17
 
This would have to be the worst pseudo-celeb sex tape I have ever seen. Did they actually forget that the camera was there?
 
 


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