Shots From Tricia Helfer's Playboy Shoot
Should have been Grace Park. You could pound nails with this one's jawbone. Hope you saw them before playboy gave the sites hosting them shit.

by SexNinja 24458 Reads
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ragooWed Jan 17
 
Gaius, you lucky, traitorous bastard.
 
 
CrackalackinWed Jan 17
 
Man, she's just too freaky, and not in a good way.

SexNinja, you disappoint me, man. I know you have the best porn. I KNOW IT. But, you choose to post pictures of a freaky woman with concentration camp tits.

To counter-strike, I will now submit a link that will make your boner grind its teeth.
 
 
dragonstaffWed Jan 17
 
That had to have been born with a dick between it's legs to get a jaw like that and hands that big.
 
 
LORDKAHUNAWed Jan 17
 
^You two have to be faggots, that's some quality bitch rite there.
 
 
vasudevaWed Jan 17
 
Yeah, I actually favor this broad. She's blonde, she's got long legs, she's on a recurring scifi channel production -- and she doesn't cheap out and play the permanently half-nude fuckdevice character delivering an unending series of cliched come-ons. Plus it would appear she has eschewed the obligatory 36DDDDD boobjob. It's a perfect storm of never-happen.

Having said that, I'd rather it were Starbuck or the gook, and not airbrushed into skinfoam.
 
 
hoboWed Jan 17
 
Yeah like any of you fat bald stooges would turn her away. Good link ninja.
 
 
hoboWed Jan 17
 
New night and time for BattalStar; Sunday Jan 21- 10pm
 
 
shitboxWed Jan 17
 
-1 you fake tit loving faggots.
 
 
JohnLeninWed Jan 17
 
they'd +1 naked pics of Edward James Olmos, don't get too worked up.
 
 
vasudevaWed Jan 17
 
Here, I made one you will like.



Sorry I had to cut off the awesome beanie a little.
 
 
shitboxWed Jan 17
 
:0
 
 
CrackalackinWed Jan 17
 
Only fag0ts like Vas and SexNinja could be into such man-line woman. Look at her fucking muscles, she looks like a trannie. Maybe she used to have an Adam's apple.
 
 
vasudevaWed Jan 17
 
What, now I'm a 'fag0t', because I fuck men?

You fucking slob.
 
 
SexNinjaWed Jan 17
 
She looks better on the show.
 
 
government_death_robotWed Jan 17
 
Her hands are a little big.
 
 
steelThu Jan 18
 
Tricia 'God damn, I'm feeling a little tipsy and need to fuck!'
GDR 'Meh, your hands are a little big... pass'
 
 
CrackalackinThu Jan 18
 
Tricia: 'God damn, I'm suffering from the phantom phallus syndrome. I feel phantom boners and can't sleep, ever since the operation :('
GDR: 'I ain't going to be your surrogate penis boy to fill that void'
 
 
vasudevaThu Jan 18
 
Sounds like someone's working out unwanted penis memories.

I'm here for you. [*[~~HUG~~]*]
 
 
CrackalackinThu Jan 18
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
 
government_death_robotThu Jan 18
 
I didn't say I'd turn her down because of her hands, but if it was down to her, or a version of her with smaller, more feminine hands, I'd pick those.
 
 
CrackalackinThu Jan 18
 
You don't have to apologize for not loving the man-bot
 
 
casmharFri Jan 19
 
four OH four
 
 
coknurmowthSat Jan 20
 
her hands just mean better back rubs before she fucks you in the ass.
 
 
vasudevaSat Jan 20
 
Playboy sent a cease & desist
 
 


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