Warren Ellis On Second Life
Ellis talks about Linden fudging the numbers, as well as the Somethingawful.com giant penis attack.

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vasudevaSat Jan 06
 
Haha. The Flying Penis video is at the end of this article.
 
 
vasudevaSat Jan 06
 
Finally curiousified enough to go check this out, I decided to see how far through the registration process I could get before having to cancel away from spending money. As it turns out, free accounts are the default.

It's a 30mb download somehow -- I guess all the textures are downloaded on-demand -- and the interface is actually kind of slick.

Within minutes, I had this magic.

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vasudevaSat Jan 06
 
Perhaps I just lack imagination and time, but this is boring as shit. It's Alpha World all over again, just with more 'stuff'.
 
 
JohnLeninSat Jan 06
 
how did they do the flying penis thing? hax?
 
 
nocalSat Jan 06
 
The SA groups that do the 'griefing' are w-hat and some other group I forget. W-hat did a set up where they built the twin towers and crashed flying dicks into or something, causing people to really freak out. This Anshe Chung chick and this other old hag, Profoky Neva, both claim a lot of crazy shit, including that being raped in SecondLife is akin to being raped in the real world. Let me reiterate that: they actually think this game is real. The 'SecondLife Safari' feature is biweekly on SA and they used to have a lot of stuff about it in the forums; now it's mostly in the BYOB subforum. I think it's hilarious, just in the fact that these people take animated simulated furry sex so seriously.

And apparently the game is pretty open, so if you know how to code, you can do almost whatever you want. One video was of a guy spawning Gremlins avatars exponentially to the Gremlins soundtrack in the middle of a sex club.
 
 
nocalSat Jan 06
 
Apparently I know a really faggoty amount of info about this stupid fucking game
 
 
nocalSat Jan 06
 
Let's see what Murray has to say about all this
 
 
graycubeSat Jan 06
 
After hearing the hype, I tried this game and found it really kind of boring and pointless.
 
 
ghostriderSat Jan 06
 

After hearing the hype, I tried this game and didn't see even one penis

fix'd
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilSun Jan 07
 
so that's where nocal's 'murray' crush/fixation comes from! And how gay is a myspace knock-off for a blocky virtual world?
 
 
vasudevaSun Jan 07
 
Wow, that's the real Murray McArdle, too. WTF. I was hoping to see a picture of him -- get a glimpse into The Real Murray McArdle -- but all his photos are faggy in-game screenshots of gaylife happenings.

How thoroughly twisted.

McRobble Robble ardy. (href=murray://houston@ardle81.txt)Murray(herf).
 
 


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