The Girl Who Will Never Grow Up
When Ashley began to display early signs of puberty, her parents instructed doctors to remove her uterus, appendix and still-forming breasts, then treat her with high doses of oestrogen to stunt her growth.

by wrecker 2206 Reads
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AcidburnThu Jan 04
 
Eternal tight ass............
 
 
azron123Thu Jan 04
 
I bet qwerty's mind is boggling at the possibilities.
 
 
AcidburnThu Jan 04
 
qwerty would get her the Brit Brit makeover too
 
 
baesparzaThu Jan 04
 
Someone could kidnap her and send photographs to her parents of her in various tourist destinations around the world.
 
 
freakmachineFri Jan 05
 
and they could pose her with the wandering yard gnome at all of the tourist destinations.
 
 
sidechainFri Jan 05
 
... 'George Dvorsky, a director of the Institute for Ethics and Emerging Technologies, countered: “If the concern has something to do with the girl’s dignity being violated, then I have to protest by arguing that the girl lacks the cognitive capacity to experience any sense of indignity.”

George Dvorsky should be shot.

It's an interesting case, to be sure. I have no idea what I would do under these circumstances. My gut finds this revolting, but my brain thinks that probably she really does have a better shot at enjoying her life (such as it is) this way.

Also, the kidnappers should pose her with the wandering gnome's pointy hat protuding from various orrifices at jaunty angles.
 
 


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