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This opinion had to be resubmitted because the first time he wrote it in crayon.

Together, we have a chance to serve the American people by solving the complex problems that many don't expect us to tackle, let alone solve, in the partisan environment of today's Washington.

Huh ?

By balancing the budget through pro-growth economic policies and spending restraint, we are better positioned to tackle the longer term fiscal challenge facing our country: reforming entitlements--Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid--so future generations can benefit from these vital programs without bankrupting our country.

I think he means throw all the cash in high-yeild bonds and pray for rain.

We can show the American people that Republicans and Democrats can come together to find ways to help make America a more secure, prosperous and hopeful society.

LOL that's the W I know and love.

he proudly proclaims that he 'doesn't read the papers' but, he writes them?

and where was all this nonpartisan spirit of camaraderie when his party controlled all three houses?

Sounds kind of like a plea to an opponent to me.

I'm still not convinced that this is penned by GWB.

I'm pretty sure he never learned to read or write.