wtf is wrong with you retards? It's not 'John' it is 'JON'. J-O-N. Its' not like I'm keeping it a secret. Look at my handle, it's right the fuck there. I don't go around calling you slidechain like some moron who couldn't find his own dick if it was spraying piss all over his favorite coat and tie, do I? Maybe I should, though this is not completely targeted at you, slidechain, but it's not like you've never heard/seen it spelled J-O-N before- Jon Stewart, Jon Voight, Jon Bon Jovi, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz, Jon Gries, Lil Jon... surely you know of at least one of these people? Thanks for the bunny advice though.