Haha. I like this game.
No, Freakbass' sole wireless feature is 'squirting'.
Freakbass is a complete, humiliating failure.
For extra credit, replace any mention of a corporation or industry with 'LinkSwarm'.
Throw in Freakbass' tail-wagging relationship with LinkSwarm, and it almost becomes important that you encourage people not to buy Freakbass.