awesome!

I wanna be 'Jesus's little friend'

This dude is exceedingly awesome

Now if we could get him to harass the Jehova's Witlesses for us, his cause would be even more righteous!

/The next time YOU are harassed, just ask a JW how many spots they think are available in heaven(144,000), and ask what their chances are of having any different fate than that of the most vile sinner. They'll leave quickly because they hate being shown the idiocy of their belief system. Who knows? You might even make a convert! All praise the FSM!!!1!one!

I thought the first half rant was the best bit ( other than the old guy beating them with his walking stick ), but I like good rants.

I answered the door at 09:00 one Saturday morning to a pair of little old ladies trying to push their brand of god at me. I had only been asleep for about three hours after working a double late shift and forgot I was naked when I threw the door open and asked them what they wanted. I never got religious callers at that house again, of any perssuasion. They must network with each other. And little old ladies sure do run funny.

I was naked when I threw the door open

DO NOT WANT !!!

YES YOU DO HOMO

:( I guess my version of this link got rejected then...

wow, problem solved