Utopia and Chicago will never bolong together in the same sentence.

All hail the Schaumburg Ikea.

When I was writing this I actually called the Schaumburg police department to track down a rumor everyone was talking about, that someone got shot at the BB there.

It was an interesting night...

I hate these people with a passion that cannot be adequately described with typed words.

I'll wait and buy mine at a pawn shop in six months for a $100

and all this time i thought there was nothing i could care less about than baseball.

HEY DICKHOLES - GET A LIFE!

Seeing how there is no baseball at this time..YER KEERECT, DICKHOLE.

This doesn't sound like Utopia to me... It sounds like a facist dictatorship.

a perfect democracy is a perfect dictatorship - Huey Long

also, you misused the word fascist. A lot of people misuse it. When you think fascist, think exportation of ideology. I doubt the guy at the head of the line gave speaches about the need to spread this ideal of cooperation to every other best buy in town.

^ My father always said that the perfect form of government was a benign dictatorship. It is just a pity that we as a species are not wired in such a way as to make it possible. The perfect altruism that would be required of said benign dictator would make it impossible for him/her to ever gain such a position.

Haha, check it. My brother lives only a few blocks from this store and called me on Thursday night, loling about all the freezing dicks camped outside this store. He said some nigers were BBQing, and others were doing the bumhuddle around a firebarrel; both very odd sights in the toney Lincoln Park neighborhood.

Also, I'll second Ghost's assessment of the Schaumburg Ikea. In fact, all of Schaumburg is whipping the horse's ass with a belt. Nothing like spending a cold November Saturday roaming several hundred thousand (maybe over a million?) square feet of retail bliss, and capping it off with dinner at Maggiano's. Well worth the two hour drive from Chez Clavis.