There was a guy in my hometown that killed his girlfriend's baby by smashing him into a toilet repeatedly. I heart our evolutionary impulse to protect/kill babies.
I read an article (probably on here, and probably from like a week ago) where a woman swung her newborn into the father's head during a fight. Imagine that.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.