I already hate this thing. It's so jarring I keep wondering if my speakers are just wonky. The Win95 startup sound was a smashing success by comparison.
Come the end of this hard drive, I'll either start over with a fresh XP install or switch to Ubuntu. Hell no Vista; I've not read anything that makes me think I'd get on with it.
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.