I had to laugh at how linguistically eloquent these quotes are compared to anything from the Whitehouse, or FOX.
Of course, none of them will be taken as ridiculously verbatim, and spin-friendly, as was the initial blab from the that Abu Hamza al-Muhajir dude:

'The American people have put their feet on the right path
...So they voted for something reasonable in the last elections.'

Excellent.

It kind of gives some perspective on how the US is viewed abroad.

11

oh wow, other people think he's an imbicile too? what a surprise.

Oh wow, tentacle/troll, how unique.

Multi-tentacle alley-oop.

High-level approach!

oh wow, the buttfuck brothers trying to instigate a three-way, how unique. Go troll hunting somewhere else, fellas.

I claim no knowledge or responsibility.

I claim no knowledge of buttfucking threeways,

There goes my sense of Alpha entitlement :(

wotak?

Haha.

It's not sad that you typed what I thought.

It's that I've been forced to think it six times in the last month.

From: 'service@paypal.com'
To: me
Subject: Wotak/Happy_Pappy/MaxPower's LinkSwarm Membership has been cancelled
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:03:59 -0800

Yes?

Subject: Wotak/Happy_Pappy/MaxPower's Vasudeva Sexydate has been confirmed
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:00:01 -0800

I'm so excited!!!!

I will fuck every ounce of warm sloppy rage sauce out of all of your anuses and force fuck it down your thorats so you can taste your hurt. Shame? You don't know shame, you don't know sorrow. Take what you have and treasure it before your black hearts utter your faggotry to the world like little abortion trinkets. From upon high I squat and shit on thee, oh mighty masters of the internet. Your covers are thin and starting to fray, time for a new medium.

Thorat say welcome you!

Now you've gone from John Carpenter to some mass-produced Pixar shit.

Get a new account and try again, plz.

John Carpenter sucks 8 dicks at once, 5 times in a row, without even stopping to wipe his god awful facial hair clean of the fluids. You sir are no different.

Bullshit, I floss each time.

You almost made it too. If only you had refrained from calling the buttfuck brothers out and tipping your hand.

Oddly enough the more words that you say, the less you're funny.

The more you type, the less you're saying. Put your fratboy penis back in your pants and button up your polo shirt, we have company.

Definitely wotak. Can't refrain from gay sex 'jokes.'

I believe you're the one who made it both 'gay' and a 'joke'. BEHOLD THE POWER OF WOTAK.

Max, I was just starting to like you. Its a shame....

Who brought the KY? Nobody? Too bad...

I see, so every single tidbit that leaves my fingertips is to be a well thought out move toward to goal? My ideal victory? You wish me to play you like chess, only with lawn darts and uno cards instead of pawns and knights? You are looking in a funhouse mirror that is all too telling of how pregnant with yourself you really are. The music is reversible, time is not. Turn back, turn back, turn back...

dunno if anybody is monitoring this. i am proud that my research of wotak has so richly paid off. i have you living in a post 9/11 linkswarm world. doesn't it terrify you -- it's like I will cutoff Kahuna's american bacon (not that kanuck shite) supply and you're oh so terrified what might happen. can you still post html? hmm? i haven't tried again.

you'd have to get rid of non-alpha memberships, temp email accounts and/or web proxies to get rid of me. I wonder what lengths i could force you to go to. your go-nowhere site will be forced to cut out it's own heart to save itself and in so doing -- die.

Kahuna I'm just kidding about the American bacon thing. you should move here though so it is easier for you to get.

Continue in this vein and lawsuits will be filed.

Proceed at your own risk.



We have made rubber casts of your forehead...WE HAVE THE UPPER HAND.

Having already filed a preliminary legal paperwork (pre suit) against Mr Mack's linkswarm.com, I see little reason to be afeard of such notions. Unlike you I have actual basis for a lawsuit and several very offended (niger) visitors here as litigants.

-sorry to let the cat out of the bag, I guess there was no better time to reveal it than such a comment... lolz :)

love

HP

Hey happy pappy, Fuck off.

srsly, wuit bitching and move on. When a kid gets picked on by a group of kids on the playground, they find another group to play with. They don't get all uppity and file lawsuits to show how 'tough' (I use that term oh so loosely) he/she (see, equality!) is. Fuck. Off.

ugh, quit*

I'm no lawyer, but the post-9/11 world is much more sensitive to anonymous online harassment than any Nigerian class-action lawsuit you could pretend to have cobbled together. (Which, I'll grant you, is kind of funny. Maybe you could email everyone in the 419 area code and offer them a large cash settlement in return for their personal information.)

I'm not anonymous, as you've taken pains to point out; you are.

Happy_pappy: you'd have to get rid of non-alpha memberships, temp email accounts and/or web proxies to get rid of me. I wonder what lengths i could force you to go to. your go-nowhere site will be forced to cut out it's own heart to save itself and in so doing -- die.

I know you're trying to be exciting, but you really haven't created anything remotely like the stir you're hoping for. Yes, I've turned off HTML posting in the journals -- for you. Yes, we could play the IP whack-a-mole game. I'm sure it'd feel like a worthwhile pursuit for you for a while, but you can't carry that chip on your shoulder forever, it wouldn't eat up much of my time or patience, and I'm not sure anyone here is interested enough to make it worth your while for long.

You like to cast yourself as the victorious sadistic tormentor, but as far as I can tell, it's mostly a game you're playing all by yourself. You're filling in the Current Troll slot, but not very memorably. Maybe if I had less stuff going on at the moment, your existence would be a somewhat less tiny blip on my personal radar, and I haven't taken any surveys so I suppose it's possible you're really getting under someone's skin, but I haven't seen any evidence of it yet, and it would kind of surprise me.

If you really want to learn some lessons from wotak, figure out how he got so much enjoyment from his time here. As Lefen pointed out previously, it would seem that even you aren't getting much out of this.

sorry I was drunk and I hate you guys.

but that law is targeted at spammers for the most part. it is largely unenfoirceable I am sorry in a forum where everone uses a handle. sorry ;(

Ill have to call some friends in ohio to see if they'll participate

peace

so that's the sound of one hand clapping?

how unexciting.

That law is targeted at anyone who causes harassment to others online using an anonymous persona to hide their identity.

'a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.'

I suppose if you were to post your name in a public forum you'd stop being anonymous.

Incidentally, I believe the definition of spam is sufficiently broad to include acts like your crapflood journal post -- not just Unsolicited Commercial Bulkmail.

Again, I'm no lawyer.

as owner/operator, I gues then that I will not question your interpretation of he law. I guess your guy's love of torrents for expectedly licensed software 'who pays for Adobe anymore anyways' would be a much harder online law to enforce. Assuming you are no congressman or person of governmental authority I wonder if justice people might turn a blind eye. But, I suppose that if you wanted to be technical and not a legal realist, then you could definitely say that I had violated that law. (Anyways try defending Linkswarm in court as an attorney!)

surely, I guess I can consider this a request from you to stop crap floods, and I think that if I continued it would be harassment at least technically. But even moreso, anything I was to say could be considered an annoyance; which is also generally considered a weak point of that law.

I tend also to think that I am only harassing a fat canadian, who probably uses a fat canadian's home computer located in canada. Furthermore, the fat canbadian has not said anything to me that indicates he disagrees with my sentiments.

Don't hold Happy_Pappy conversations and post Happy_Pappy links if you don't want Happy_Pappy around.

(btw, I own all of the music / software that I use; though I installed microsoft office on both my laptop and pc oh no!)

Oh God. This is getting fuking stupid now.

Anyways try defending Linkswarm in court as an attorney!

against what? linkswarm's alleged tax evasion? linkswarms alleged receipt of contraband and/or stolen goods? linkswarm's blatant disregard for its court-mandated regimen of psychotropic drugs?

you seriously need to up your medication, dude.

I saw LinkSwarm driving drunk once.

I tend also to think that I am only harassing a fat canadian, who probably uses a fat canadian's home computer located in canada. Furthermore, the fat canbadian has not said anything to me that indicates he disagrees with my sentiments.

This is stupid.

How come nobody told me Beachgoat and Wotak had a baby? I would have got it some wittle booties :<