How They Stole The Mid-Term Election
If you can’t get 55%, then you’re just a bunch of crybaby pussycats who don’t deserve to win back America.

by jwalker 1650 Reads
on Tue Nov 07 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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freakmachineTue Nov 07
 
It's true, we're crybaby pussycats. Lefen and the Limeys should kick us.
 
 
uartTue Nov 07
 
The big story in NJ right now is that Senator Menendez may have somehow tried to hack the voting machines. In some districts, when the machine was turned on, they automatically checked off a vote for Menendez...

By the way... Menendez is the Democrat. NJ is run by a big-time democratic political machine, and they're all corrupt as hell too.

Then again, our republicans are corrupt too.
 
 
StumpTue Nov 07
 
That’s where the Black Boxes come into play. Forget about Karl Rove messing with the software to change your vote. Rather, the big losses occur when computers crash, fail to start or simply don’t respond to your touch. They are the new spoilage machines of choice with, statistically, the same racial bias as the old vote-snatching lever machines.

If that's true, how the fuck does Crackalackin ever get his computer to work? How's this guy gonna defend the article if/when the dems end up winning?
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilWed Nov 08
 
let's find out...
 
 
leverWed Nov 08
 
Fucking Republicans did it again. ...oh, wait....
 
 


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